- Me: My celery is making unusually loud crunchy noises in my cube and I'm 99% positive that people around me are laughing at me.
- Ash: hahahaha crazy
- Ash: Why are you eating that?
- Me: Because it's a healthy and delicious snack!
- Ash: ewwwwwwwwww.
- Me: So they are definitely laughing at me.